The Bureau of Certified Snark™

Digital downloads · Officially unofficial

Everyday offenses.
Extraordinary paperwork.

Give their questionable behavior the recognition it deserves. Printable parody certificates for coworkers, siblings, partners, and other repeat offenders.

No real authority. Plenty of conviction.

Snark Bureau hero
Exhibit A: sarcasm, made presentable.SB / 001

Serious about the joke.
Not about the authority.

01 /Printable, not physical02 /Made for everyday offenses03 /Parody, never real credentials

The issuing process

A little ceremony.
A lot of snark.

For the office overachiever in doing nothing. The sibling who always knows better. The partner whose quirks deserve a paper trail.

Officially unofficial

Sarcasm
Approved™

Approved by absolutely no real authority.

01

Identify the offense.

Browse printable awards and find the joke that fits your recipient. Read the listing for the included files and product details.

02

Acquire the paperwork.

Choose your digital download. There’s no parcel to wait for and no physical certificate shipped to your door.

03

Make it unnecessarily official.

Print your certificate, present it with a straight face, and let the recipient enjoy their well-earned recognition.

The award desk

Pick your paperwork.

Individual digital downloads. See each listing for its current price, file details, and what’s included.

Browse all awards

Each printable is Certified with the Official Unofficial Stamp of Sarcasm Approval™.

Case ready to file?

Someone you know
has earned this.

Make their next award officially unofficial.

Find their award